You know you are getting old when....

• Your child's friend's mother, is TEN years younger than you.
• You get heartburn and you are not even pregnant.
• You eat dinner at 5:30.
• You find yourself complaining to anyone who will listen about all your aches and pains...and there are many.
• Your almost 6 year old says to you, "It's off the hook!" And you think she is talking about the phone.
• I know there are others....but I can't seem to remember them right now.